polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

 

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

 

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals)

 

97chainz:

Why do moms put dishes away so loudly

 

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

 

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

 

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

 

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

 

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

 

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

 
thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

(Source: heidiblairmontag)

 
friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
me: oh god
me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing
 

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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