REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out
me starting to like someone
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
|-||Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)|
Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school.
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
things i would like to do with someone cute:
- take you to my favorite spots in my city
- watch netflix and cuddle with you
- hold your damn hand
- run my hands through your hair while we furiously make out
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
I went from wanting this to wanting to never see this again
No what if you don’t tell your friend that the table makes imprints and watch their panic expression after making the imprints when they get up